Here we share our happy thoughts.

Sometimes

I think of each thing I post on the internet as being one tiny individual clone of myself. There are millions of me running around out there, and they’re all adorable.

Get a foot in the door

and don’t shut the fuck up until they give you what you want.

brennadaugherty:

nomnomboogers:

euphoric-strangulation:

Badass pipe where the eye turns red when you smoke out of it.

I don’t smoke, but I just might if I had this. That’s fucking sick!!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

very obviously two different pipes, guise.

(Source: kudafi, via cantbelieve-youre-aperson)

When I’m President

you’ll have to take an IQ test when you register to vote. that’s your multiplier.

gabrielayuso:

The best use of Tumblr Photosets and GIFs I’ve seen so far.

(Source: wasbella102, via cantbelieve-youre-aperson)

emergency

evacuation

protest.

Figures that was the week I went away.

So I disappeared for a week and came home to an acceptance letter, tuition bill, scholarship offer, suny albany grade report, 2 Time magazines, a Forbes magazine, and 3 checks.

edit: yeah I called it suny albany.

People.

Please stop spelling “bestiality” as if it’s composed of “beast” and “iality”.

I… I get that you’re sounding it out and all, and yeah it’s a tricky word, but if you’re talking about having sex with animals you should at least have some tact and spell it correctly.

It makes me so angry I could fuck a goat.

For a society that’s concerned with exhausting our resources…

we sure do spend a lot of time and money trying to work out ways for everyone to live forever

Ears aqui

Every now and then I post something racist on the Internet, just to make sure everyone’s paying attention.

Especially you, Asians.